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George Washington to Run for Office!

In a surprise move, even for Hudson County, it was announced today that George Washington would seek political office from beyond the pale. In a press conference in front of “Honest Abe’s Pawn Shop And Used Cell Phone Exchange,” the … Continue reading

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Lost Indian Tribe Surfaces In Jersey City – Branch Of The Lene Lenape Plans To Open Casino!

A group of Marion and Greenville area residents publicly stated that they are directly descended from Native Americans. Specifically, they trace their lineage to a branch of the Lene Lenape tribe long thought to have been wiped out by Dutch … Continue reading

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